December 2009
21 posts
Here's to more forgetting it was Christmas →
Jim Schultz had general anxiety disorder.
Loop it at least 10 times for full effect →
Rip Santas head off and beat him with his own skull. Listen to Slayer. Steady mug mean on children. Groan a lot.
Too much carbon →
This answers so many questions I’ve had. I’m serious.
Nearly perfect →
I wish the internet could hug me back.
PRESIDENT HIRES VOLCANOES TO PROTECT CITY →